By Peter Larsen | [email protected] | Orange County RegisterPUBLISHED: November 12, 2018 at 9:01 pm | UPDATED: November 12, 2018 at 9:01 pm Are you ready for the straight poop? This week’s episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” isn’t going to be pretty and we’re not just talking about the faux granny get-up that Housewife Tamra Judge wore to a pajama party at Housewife Vicki Gunvalson’s home. But like the colon said to the stomach, we’ll get to that in a little while. This week’s episode was actually quite pleasant for most of the hour we spent with it. Housewife Gina Kirschenheiter has Housewife Kelly Dodd over to help her move into her casita, the pool house she’s renting to hide out in when her soon-to-be-ex-husband Matt comes down from Los Angeles to spend the weekend with their three kids who don’t yet know that mommy and daddy don’t love each other like married people need to. Matt, who somehow wisely … [Read more...] about ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’: The episode title is ‘Friends and Enemas,’ so you’ve been warned
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By Peter Larsen | [email protected] | Orange County RegisterPUBLISHED: November 5, 2018 at 9:01 pm | UPDATED: November 5, 2018 at 9:01 pm It’s the eve of the most important midterm election in modern American history, and on “The Real Housewives of Orange County” episode that aired Monday, Nov. 5, that can only mean one thing: The wives are calm, sober and serious as they study sample ballots and prepare to exercise the right to vote earned for them by Susan B. Anthony and the rest of the cast of “The Real Housewives of the Suffragette Movement.” Wait. I’m sorry. I seem to have inhaled some of the anesthetic gas intended for Housewife Vicki Gunvalson’s plastic surgery this week. Let me check the tape, see what’s really going on. “I got my nose and my chin done,” Vicki says as a montage of her past vanity surgeries flashes on the screen like a bad dream. “I’ve had boobs. Tummy tuck. Boobs. Eye lift. Boobs. I’m … [Read more...] about ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’: Vicki and Shannon go under the knife and Tamra does something nasty
By Peter Larsen | [email protected] | Orange County RegisterPUBLISHED: October 29, 2018 at 9:05 pm | UPDATED: October 29, 2018 at 9:05 pm Six of Orange County’s finest housewives head to Doctor’s Cove in Jamaica on the episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” that aired Monday, and they’ve barely hit the sand when the drinks start to flow, an event so exciting that Housewife Kelly Dodd momentarily forgets how to use her words. “You can drink on this beer? I mean beach?” she says when a cocktail server arrives to take their orders. Four tequila and sodas with limes later and Kelly, Shannon Beador, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge are happily sipping away. Just down the road at lunch Gina Kirschenheiter ordered a skinny margarita because as the youngest housewife she’s not going to let any of the others forget she’s also the fittest, while Emily Simpson asked for a piña colada because … she likes getting caught … [Read more...] about ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’: Party on the beach, potty in the ocean, and Shannon and the wives kiss and make up
By Peter Larsen | [email protected] | Orange County RegisterPUBLISHED: October 22, 2018 at 9:01 pm | UPDATED: October 22, 2018 at 9:02 pm There is so much screaming on “The Real Housewives of Orange County” episode that aired Monday, Oct. 22, that I started to fantasize: What if the Jamaican resort they are at had a couples counselor on staff and could help Shannon and Tamra realize that, no matter how much two mommies love each, sometimes it’s better for everyone if they make the brave decision for the sake of the kids and the viewers alike? Seriously, if this was an episode of “Friends” it would have been “The One Where Shannon Beador and Tamra Judge Are No Longer ‘Friends.’” “If it was “The Simpsons” Halloween special it would be “The Jamaican Penthouse of Terror and Tears.” If it was “Orange Is The New Black” it would have been “Can’t Fix Crazy,” wait, that’s … [Read more...] about ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’: Shannon freaks out and breaks up with Tamra, and Vicki … twerks?
By Peter Larsen | [email protected] | Orange County RegisterPUBLISHED: October 15, 2018 at 9:01 pm | UPDATED: October 15, 2018 at 9:02 pm Remember when you could count on Housewife Vicki Gunvalson to play the role of the wise one, the adult one, the one who carried herself with a certain je ne sais quoi that made you think, well, at least one of these housewives has her stuff together? Well, forget about all that because in “The Real Housewives of Orange County” episode on Monday, Oct. 15 we get Vicki Unleashed and and it turns out that Inner Vicki is obsessed with sex and, oh, lord help us, flatulence? We are only minutes into the episode and the housewives’ much-needed Jamaican vacation when Vicki asks the driver of the airport shuttle bus if a rumor about a Jamaican delicacy — surprisingly ot Usain Bolt’s sweet abs — is true. “Is it a wives’ tale of is it true that conch — ” she begins before Housewife Tamra Judge, … [Read more...] about ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’: Vicki says many things you’ll wish you’d never heard and Shannon is Jamaican the other wives crazy