You wanted the Vita Coco piss tweet folks, you got it: The tweet above is, from all appearances, the social media person for popular coconut water company Vita Coco wielding a freshly drawn jug of piss. Here’s how we got here: Twitter user Tony Posnanski responded to a Vita Coco tweet calling their product “fucking disgusting.” When Vita Coco’s social media team attempted some outreach, Posnanski replied he would “rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water.” Resulting in the piss tweet, which is now Vita Coco’s profile picture on Twitter: Posnanski was satisfied by the effort. It’s a far cry from the coconut wars of the aughts that ravaged New York City bodegas, but oddly enough just as piss soaked. This is an opinion piece. The views expressed in this article are those of just the author.